Oogiri #95

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a Bigfoot, or rather a 3:4 scale Bigfoot!

Just a hairy flasher.

Oogiri #94

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
An Invisible Man, or rather an Invisible Dressed Man!

Just a flasher.

Oogiri #93

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
Kentauros! There's Kentauros who is riding a Segway!

I didn't know there was a Segway for Kentauros. Oh I see. He can use a Segway for horses.

Oogiri #92

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
A wolf! Wolf with Balloon! New Banksy artwork!

Oogiri #91

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a wolf! But dinner's ready! Hot pizza, fresh from the oven!

Oogiri #90

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
One morning, when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself transformed into a giant. But fortunately, I had backpack straps attached to my car, so I can carry it on my back.

You are with your car wherever you go.

Oogiri #89

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I lost my memory. I can't even remember my own name. However, I can fire beams from my eyes.

Oogiri #88

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I was found guilty and placed under house arrest. I couldn't move freely but still the earth moves.

Are you Galileo?

Oogiri #87

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I gave in to temptation and asked the devil to buy my soul. But I was declined.

Oogiri #86

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I accidentally ate a cockroach. But fortunately, I had a very stuffy nose, so I could get out of tasting it.