Why did the chicken cross the road? #35

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nostradamus said:
The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of terror:
To bring back to life the great King of Angolmois,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck,
And the great Chicken cross the road.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #28

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry. It's not a cockroach but a fly. Even if you see one fly, it doesn't occur that there are hundreds more lurking.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #22

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
To my surprise, it is happening exactly that today's horoscope on TV said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #34

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken got a feeling that the shipping date of theirs was approaching.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #27

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I believe the fly underestimated the heat of our soup.