Why did the chicken cross the road? #29

Why did the chicken cross the road?
1st year anniversary event. It's been one year since the chicken crossed the road for the first time.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #18

Would you rather be smart in a stupid world or maintain the status quo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #22

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Indeed. Summer has come.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #16

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"The thumb you're witnessing is probably augmented reality. Don't worry, it will disappear soon."
"It depends on you."
"I have no idea what you mean."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #28

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Every time a chicken cross the road, a delivery roast chicken arrives to this side two hours later. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

What's so funny? #17

Centaur doesn't wipe his bottom with toilet paper. It's not that he can't wipe his bottom, he just choose not to.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #21

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Oops! Is there still one left?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #15

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Thumb gives the direction of the Force. The Force is a mysterious energy field created by life that binds the galaxy together. "
"It's your right thumb that's in my soup."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #17

Would you rather follow cockroaches or lead cockroaches to find food?

What's so funny? #16

Jack, how many times do I have to tell you? You are not a superhero! Stop shooting laser beams from your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #27

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken underestimates the hardness of a car.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #3

YAHOO! ANSWERS

Some researchers are trying to find my poop. I'm embarrassed that they see and analyze my poop. How can I make them stop to do ? I'm Big Foot, by the way..

Best Answer:The more you hide your poop, the more researchers try to track it down. You may need a Copernican Revolution. Why don't you put your poop in an easy-to-understand place? At that time, don't forget to leave a note that says "Made in Big Foot."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #16

Would you rather have a pure heart that can see fairy, or a butthole that can perfectly identify whether it is poop or fart, even if you have bad diarrhea?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #20

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's not our fault, it's the fly's fault. Reckless flying caused fatal.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #14

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
That explains why I have a burning pain in my thumb!

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #15

Would you rather need one percent inspiration or ninety-nine percent perspiration?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #26

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Objection, Your Honor! Leading the witness."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #14

Would you rather know the cause of your death or the sex position of the cause of your birth?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #19

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I think it's just our AI chef's little sense of humour.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #13

Would you rather make an "I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING" sound every time you hold your helmet under your arm, or an "AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" sound every time you risk your life to protect someone?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #13

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Don't worry. It's a dedicated thumb to put in soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #12

If you were stranded on a desert island with your dog, would you rather eat your dog, or would it rather eat you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #11

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons or three canker sores?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Everybody has to go through it. The chicken is at the age where he wants to cross the road.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #10

Would you rather always have lunch at an organic restaurant and maintain good health or always get lunch at McDonalds but maintain good health?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #9

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day but everyone knows it or be able to fly for one day but crows who know it are up to something?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #18

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's floating in the air a little. That was close.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #8

Would you rather not have plastic surgery but everyone thinks you did it, or have plastic surgery but nobody thinks you did it?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #7

Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere or have enough money to fly first class anywhere?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #12

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Don't worry. I'm not infected."
"Sorry?"
"I am absolutely not infected."
"Infected with what?"
"I am not infected with anything you fear to die."
"Well, then, I'm relieved to hear that... Hey!!!!"

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #6

Would you rather be bitten by a zombie or be met with zombie's refusal to bite you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #5

Would you rather be a person liked well by cockroaches or disliked even by cockroaches?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #24

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - The New York Times

The chicken makes headlines whatever he does. He is not the last chicken on the earth for nothing.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #4

Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of a hundred dollar bill?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #17

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry for being late to tell you about it. It's a ornamental soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #3

Would you rather be able to pause time or a fly?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #11

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
It doesn't look good, but it tastes good.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #2

Would you rather be bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, or a toothless old man?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #23

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Somehow you seem to interested in why the chicken crossed the road. Don't you think it's strange that the chicken sometimes breathes fire?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #1

Would you rather eat poo-colored curry or curry colored poo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #16

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"This is what is called The Ubiquitous Fly."
"Who are you to say that?"
"A waiter who is just passing by."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #10

"Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb is in my soup!"
"Why do you call me as if you call a waiter who is far away?"
"Because I am so surprised."
"Simply because my thumb is in your soup?"
"Because both of your thumbs are in my soup."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #22

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"The chicken believed that if he could cross the road with his eyes closed, the spell on him would be broken."
"What kind of spell... oh, did a wicked witch put the curse on a prince to become the chicken?"
"No! A gourmet witch cast the spell on the chicken to make him taste better."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #15

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Yes, sir. A fly? Where?"
"Huh? Look at this!"
"I'm sorry, but... there's no such thing as a fly."
"Huh! What's this then?"
"Please don't cram a fly that doesn't exist into my mouth!"

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #9

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I took my thumb out of the soup, I had to put the other four fingers in it instead. But I think it's a bit tacky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #21

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a traditional event that has been held for many years since 1847. It will continue until one of chickens has courage to declare to stop crossing the road.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #14

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Spot-on! But there is two more differences between today's soup and usual one. Can you find it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #20

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Google Street View shows the chicken who is proudly running through in front of the camera car.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #13

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir. It's thoroughly heated."
"Excuse me?"
"...Well, shall I microwave it again?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? #19

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was just crazy about eating bread crumbs that Hansel threw on the ground.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #8

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Yes, ma'am. You are saying about my thumb, aren't you? My grandmother also used to say to me about my thumb as follows. "Your thumb looks exactly like your grandfather's."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #18

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken is usually wise enough not to do such a dangerous thing. But he was beside himself with joy when he learned how to ride a bike.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #12

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Wow, it's a fly! I'm so sorry. I wonder why. I totally thought it was a pupa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #17

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken never learns. He has been hit by a car twice here!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #11

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"The fly that survived by slipping through the trap of flypapers fell into the soup in the end and died."
"..."
"The same is true of human beings."
"..."
"The fly got too carried away."
"......Flypapers?"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #10

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I'll bring SFSF to you ASAP.
What does it mean ...?
As soon as possible!
I know! Other one!
Alright. Well, SFSF is abbreviation for a Spoon For Scooping Flies.

Untitled #1

I think he got bored of spoon bending.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #16

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of his lack of sense of direction. Even though the chicken is a bird.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #7

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!

Yes, sir. A while ago, another customer said too, "The thumb in the soup is perfect for SNS".

Definitely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #15

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"So I'll just do it! OK! Are you satisfied?"

The chicken is a victim of WHY-DID-THE-CHICKEN-CROSS-THE-ROAD?-HARASSMENT.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #9

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
What a coincidence! It happened to me too a little while ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #14

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken used to say, "On the other side of the road, my grandfather calls me to come over."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #13

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The boy who is manipulating the remote in the shade of the roadtree knows something about it.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #8

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. Forgive me, but could you please explain ... Wow! You wear contacts! Since when?

What's so funny? #15

"Who would you like to speak to?"
"Mr. Pieter van den Hoogenband, please."
"There are two Pieter van den Hoogenband here."
"I'd like to speak to Pieter van den Hoogenband who becomes talkative when he gets drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #12

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken used to say, "I'll cross that road when I come to it."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #7

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
You are the first person to come across a crime scene. Can you be more specific?

One Word Too Many #26

Stay well, gazelle.
Stairway to ...

NO
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
SMOKE ON THE WATER

Why did the chicken cross the road? #11

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Today's Horoscope says that the chicken's Good Luck "The Other Side" is "The Other Side Of The Road."