7/23/2021

Oogiri #70

theme 14:
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?
response:
He thinks he has a lot of things to do, but he ends up doing nothing all day.

7/22/2021

Oogiri #69

theme 14:
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?
response:
Jason carnation
Jason lunch
Jason rainy day foods coupon
Jason swing form
He's doing an ego search of unknown intent.

7/21/2021

Oogiri #68

theme 14:
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?
response:
He set out to improve the swing form so that he could swing his sword more quickly.
I wonder if he intends to acquire a compact swing.

7/20/2021

Oogiri #67

theme 14:
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?
response:
He eats pork, which is high in vitamin B1, and grapefruit, which is high in citric acid, to recover from exhaustion, and goes to bed earlier than usual.
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7/19/2021

Oogiri #66

theme 14:
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?
response:
He finds the next Friday the 13th on the calendar and circles it.

7/16/2021

Oogiri #65

theme 13:
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"
response:
Am I the only one who don't shake a penis after peeing?
You should shake it because it has a shape suitable for shaking.

7/15/2021

Oogiri #64

theme 13:
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"
response:
Am I the only one who makes a tally mark by lining up nose hairs?
The fifth nose hair should be longer.

7/14/2021

Oogiri #63

theme 13:
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"
response:
Am I the only one who still has regrets about Control-Alt-Delete?
Yes you are if you were Bill Gates.

7/13/2021

Oogiri #62

theme 13:
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"
response:
Am I the only one who can't refuse when a zombie asks "Can I have a bite"?

7/12/2021

Oogiri #61

theme 13:
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"
response:
Am I the only one who prefers pineapple the most out of all the foods that tend to get stuck in our teeth?