Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #17

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry for being late to tell you about it. It's a ornamental soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #3

Would you rather be able to pause time or a fly?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #11

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
It doesn't look good, but it tastes good.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #2

Would you rather be bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, or a toothless old man?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #23

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Somehow you seem to interested in why the chicken crossed the road. Don't you think it's strange that the chicken sometimes breathes fire?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #1

Would you rather eat poo-colored curry or curry colored poo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #16

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"This is what is called The Ubiquitous Fly."
"Who are you to say that?"
"A waiter who is just passing by."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #10

"Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb is in my soup!"
"Why do you call me as if you call a waiter who is far away?"
"Because I am so surprised."
"Simply because my thumb is in your soup?"
"Because both of your thumbs are in my soup."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #22

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"The chicken believed that if he could cross the road with his eyes closed, the spell on him would be broken."
"What kind of spell... oh, did a wicked witch put the curse on a prince to become the chicken?"
"No! A gourmet witch cast the spell on the chicken to make him taste better."