4/24/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #19

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was just crazy about eating bread crumbs that Hansel threw on the ground.

4/21/2019

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #8

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Yes, ma'am. You are saying about my thumb, aren't you? My grandmother also used to say to me about my thumb as follows. "Your thumb looks exactly like your grandfather's."

4/18/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #18

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken is usually wise enough not to do such a dangerous thing. But he was beside himself with joy when he learned how to ride a bike.

4/13/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #12

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Wow, it's a fly! I'm so sorry. I wonder why. I totally thought it was a pupa.

4/09/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #17

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken never learns. He has been hit by a car twice here!

4/06/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #11

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"The fly that survived by slipping through the trap of flypapers fell into the soup in the end and died."
"..."
"The same is true of human beings."
"..."
"The fly got too carried away."
"......Flypapers?"

4/01/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #10

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I'll bring SFSF to you ASAP.
What does it mean ...?
As soon as possible!
I know! Other one!
Alright. Well, SFSF is abbreviation for a Spoon For Scooping Flies.