5/31/2021

Oogiri #51

theme 11:
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?
response:
It turns up the volume of the pc speakers a little.
Circuitous key?

5/28/2021

Oogiri #50

theme 10:
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?
response:
The werewolf live-streamed a prank video titled "I tried to wake up Dracula at 7 am" on youtube.

5/27/2021

Oogiri #49

theme 10:
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?
response:
"I was forced to buy Werewolf Pee produced by the werewolf. It certainly stopped the dogs from coming around, but it attracted a lot of ants."

5/26/2021

Oogiri #48

theme 10:
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?
response:
The werewolf would do anything for money. He has appeared in TV commercials wearing a flea and tick prevention collar.

5/25/2021

Oogiri #47

theme 10:
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?
response:
The werewolf posted a photo of Dracula's first casual outfit at the camp on Instagram without permission. The hashtag was #Dracula#MyFirstFlannelShirt.

5/24/2021

Oogiri #46

theme 10:
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?
response:
When Dracula was sucking blood through a long straw taking into consideration social distance the werewolf made fun of him, saying, "That doesn't make any sense."

5/21/2021

Oogiri #45

theme 9:
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?
response:
Your palms facing up. You're just appealing to them that you have nothing to hide.
You should have hidden your hands.

5/20/2021

Oogiri #44

theme 9:
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?
response:
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Ubiquitous hair.

5/19/2021

Oogiri #43

theme 9:
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?
response:
The baton that the anchor of the team running at the top is about to receive in the 100mx4 relay final.
May the anchor find the hair on his baton after he has reached the finish line.

5/18/2021

Oogiri #42

theme 9:
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?
response:
The next day's poop after eating the whole kiwi.
Did the poop restore the kiwi?

5/17/2021

Oogiri #41

theme 9:
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?
response:
The tips of the two fingers and thumb, spread apart to explain Fleming's left-hand rule.
Before explaining the rule, you should explain the hair.

5/14/2021

Oogiri #40

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that mutes magic wand sound.

5/11/2021

Oogiri #39

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic of being able to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious three times in a row without stumbling.

5/10/2021

Oogiri #38

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that makes him/her solve Rubik's Cube in less than 5 minutes.

5/09/2021

Oogiri #37

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that doesn't hurt their crotch even if they straddle a broomstick.

5/08/2021

Oogiri #36

theme 8:
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?
response:
Magic that makes a cassette tape that has had its write-protect tab removed, recordable again.
Magic equivalent to 1 cm cellophane tape.

5/07/2021

Oogiri #35

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
On the other side of the fence, the more carbon dioxide is emitted, the greener the grass becomes.

5/05/2021

Oogiri #34

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The neighbor's garbage is more diverse.
Diversity is very important.

5/04/2021

Oogiri #33

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, unlike this side which is buried in garbage.

5/03/2021

Oogiri #32

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
The durian eaten by the person at the next table smells stronger.

5/02/2021

Oogiri #31

theme 7:
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
response:
What is always greener on this side of the fence is weeds.

5/01/2021

Oogiri #30

theme 6:
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?
response:
He gained weight due to the side effects and became known as the "Convex Lens Man. The invisible man refracts light.