Oogiri #95

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a Bigfoot, or rather a 3:4 scale Bigfoot!

Just a hairy flasher.

Oogiri #94

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
An Invisible Man, or rather an Invisible Dressed Man!

Just a flasher.

Oogiri #93

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
Kentauros! There's Kentauros who is riding a Segway!

I didn't know there was a Segway for Kentauros. Oh I see. He can use a Segway for horses.

Oogiri #92

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
A wolf! Wolf with Balloon! New Banksy artwork!

Oogiri #91

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a wolf! But dinner's ready! Hot pizza, fresh from the oven!

Oogiri #90

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
One morning, when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself transformed into a giant. But fortunately, I had backpack straps attached to my car, so I can carry it on my back.

You are with your car wherever you go.

Oogiri #89

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I lost my memory. I can't even remember my own name. However, I can fire beams from my eyes.

Oogiri #88

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I was found guilty and placed under house arrest. I couldn't move freely but still the earth moves.

Are you Galileo?

Oogiri #87

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I gave in to temptation and asked the devil to buy my soul. But I was declined.

Oogiri #86

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I accidentally ate a cockroach. But fortunately, I had a very stuffy nose, so I could get out of tasting it.

Oogiri #85

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
Have a nice trip and take care, and don't let them know you're a spy.

It's appropriate to whisper into.

Oogiri #84

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
Someone said to me, "Your problems are small compared to the vastness of the universe". But if we get dust in our eyes, no matter how small it is, we can't stand it.

Oogiri #83

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
What's the name of that bug? It made a very loud noise. It was lying on its back on the ground, and I thought it was dead, so I grabbed it and it suddenly flapped its wings. It was about the size of a cicada.

It's a cicada.

Oogiri #82

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
I really dislike snakes because they give me a horrible feeling when I chew them.

Oogiri #81

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
There's a thing on your head. Let me see, that thing, uh, cockroach.

Oogiri #80

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
"... Our dad ... Today's captain ... Family discount ...".
I heard the conversation of the chimpanzees behind me on the plane.

Oogiri #79

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
The captain's announcement had an accent unique to chimpanzees.

Oogiri #78

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
The captain of the last flight on Sunday is always a chimpanzee.

Oogiri #77

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I watched the news on TV . The newscaster said that he was the second chimpanzee captain in history.

Oogiri #76

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I was also a chimpanzee, so it rang a bell.

Oogiri #75

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., If you eat your toast with butter-side down, it tastes better even with a small amount of butter.

With this method, the butter touches the tongue directly. ...cool? How is that cool?

Oogiri #74

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., I've decided not to wipe my bottom after pooping on rainy days and Mondays.

I wonder if you wipe your bottom before pooping.

Oogiri #73

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., I came, I saw, I conquered. I did shit my pants, though.

Oogiri #72

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., it's expensive, but it's good, isn't it, 110% fruit juice?

You are 120% deceived.

Oogiri #71

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-seven sheep, seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-eight sheep, seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-nine sheep....

Even in a dream, if you have so many sheep, you need a vast expanse of land.

Oogiri #70

theme 14：
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?

response:
He thinks he has a lot of things to do, but he ends up doing nothing all day.

Oogiri #69

theme 14：
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?

response:
Jason carnation
Jason lunch
Jason rainy day foods coupon
Jason swing form
He's doing an ego search of unknown intent.

Oogiri #68

theme 14：
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?

response:
He set out to improve the swing form so that he could swing his sword more quickly.

I wonder if he intends to acquire a compact swing.

Oogiri #67

theme 14：
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?

response:
He eats pork, which is high in vitamin B1, and grapefruit, which is high in citric acid, to recover from exhaustion, and goes to bed earlier than usual.

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Oogiri #66

theme 14：
Jason Voorhees rampaged on Friday the 13th. What is he doing on Saturday the 14th?

response:
He finds the next Friday the 13th on the calendar and circles it.

Oogiri #65

theme 13：
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"

response:
Am I the only one who don't shake a penis after peeing?

You should shake it because it has a shape suitable for shaking.

Oogiri #64

theme 13：
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"

response:
Am I the only one who makes a tally mark by lining up nose hairs?

The fifth nose hair should be longer.

Oogiri #63

theme 13：
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"

response:
Am I the only one who still has regrets about Control-Alt-Delete?

Yes you are if you were Bill Gates.

Oogiri #62

theme 13：
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"

response:
Am I the only one who can't refuse when a zombie asks "Can I have a bite"?

Oogiri #61

theme 13：
Please make a sentence using the phrase "Am I the only one ?"

response:
Am I the only one who prefers pineapple the most out of all the foods that tend to get stuck in our teeth?

Oogiri #60

theme 12：
What can you do if you make the most of your connections?

response:
I can be A giving person, selling my soul to the devil without asking for anything in return.

Isn't that off-topic? But it's what Oogiri is really about.

Oogiri #59

theme 12：
What can you do if you make the most of your connections?

response:
I become a person who doesn't mind being bitten by a zombie.

It's a zombie, not a human.

Oogiri #58

theme 12：
What can you do if you make the most of your connections?

response:
I can get stuck between two buildings and become famous.

Oogiri #57

theme 12：
What can you do if you make the most of your connections?

response:
Armed with a single spear, I can go solo lion hunting.

Walking bait.

Oogiri #56

theme 12：
What can you do if you make the most of your connections?

response:
As a Grammy presenter, I can tell a joke "The Winner Is Me".

1980s?

Oogiri #55

theme 11：
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?

response:
You'll be forgiven this time, provided that you'll never do it again.

Oogiri #54

theme 11：
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?

response:
Genie appears, but when he finds out that there is no magic lamp, he says "Don't do anything confusing" and disappears.

Oogiri #53

theme 11：
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?

response:
"I knew you would do that" is displayed on the computer screen.

Oogiri #52

theme 11：
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?

response:
Meerkats stand up at once and survey their surroundings.

Oogiri #51

theme 11：
What would happen if you pressed all the keys on your computer at once?

response:
It turns up the volume of the pc speakers a little.

Circuitous key?

Oogiri #50

theme 10：
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?

response:
The werewolf live-streamed a prank video titled "I tried to wake up Dracula at 7 am" on youtube.

Oogiri #49

theme 10：
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?

response:
"I was forced to buy Werewolf Pee produced by the werewolf. It certainly stopped the dogs from coming around, but it attracted a lot of ants."

Oogiri #48

theme 10：
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?

response:
The werewolf would do anything for money. He has appeared in TV commercials wearing a flea and tick prevention collar.

Oogiri #47

theme 10：
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?

response:
The werewolf posted a photo of Dracula's first casual outfit at the camp on Instagram without permission. The hashtag was #Dracula#MyFirstFlannelShirt.

Oogiri #46

theme 10：
Dracula refuses to co-star with a werewolf. What is the reason?

response:
When Dracula was sucking blood through a long straw taking into consideration social distance the werewolf made fun of him, saying, "That doesn't make any sense."

Oogiri #45

theme 9：
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?

response:
Your palms facing up. You're just appealing to them that you have nothing to hide.

You should have hidden your hands.

Oogiri #44

theme 9：
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?

response:
Somewhere over the rainbow.

Ubiquitous hair.

Oogiri #43

theme 9：
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?

response:
The baton that the anchor of the team running at the top is about to receive in the 100mx4 relay final.

May the anchor find the hair on his baton after he has reached the finish line.

Oogiri #42

theme 9：
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?

response:
The next day's poop after eating the whole kiwi.

Did the poop restore the kiwi?

Oogiri #41

theme 9：
It would be terrible if hair grows on such a thing or place. For example?

response:
The tips of the two fingers and thumb, spread apart to explain Fleming's left-hand rule.

Before explaining the rule, you should explain the hair.

Oogiri #40

theme 8：
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?

response:
Magic that mutes magic wand sound.

Oogiri #39

theme 8：
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?

response:
Magic of being able to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious three times in a row without stumbling.

Oogiri #38

theme 8：
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?

response:
Magic that makes him/her solve Rubik's Cube in less than 5 minutes.

Oogiri #37

theme 8：
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?

response:
Magic that doesn't hurt their crotch even if they straddle a broomstick.

Oogiri #36

theme 8：
What is magic that wizards/witches master but never end up using?

response:
Magic that makes a cassette tape that has had its write-protect tab removed, recordable again.

Magic equivalent to 1 cm cellophane tape.

Oogiri #35

theme 7：
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

response:
On the other side of the fence, the more carbon dioxide is emitted, the greener the grass becomes.

Oogiri #34

theme 7：
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

response:
The neighbor's garbage is more diverse.

Diversity is very important.

Oogiri #33

theme 7：
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

response:
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, unlike this side which is buried in garbage.

Oogiri #32

theme 7：
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

response:
The durian eaten by the person at the next table smells stronger.

Oogiri #31

theme 7：
Please tell me the modern version of "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

response:
What is always greener on this side of the fence is weeds.

Oogiri #30

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
He gained weight due to the side effects and became known as the "Convex Lens Man. The invisible man refracts light.

Oogiri #29

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
Taking the drug causes disorientation. Because of that, he can't go home while he is an invisible man.

Oogiri #28

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
When he becomes invisible, the air in contact with him is colored, revealing his body lines.

Oogiri #27

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
When he became invisible, he could see a lot of invisible people and knew that they were living normal lives.

Oogiri #26

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
Every time he turns invisible, he is always confused, "What was I going to do?"

Oogiri #25

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:

1. Plug the nostrils of the dragon that is releasing fire from his mouth.

2. The dragon has difficulty breathing.

3. The dragon breathe in the fire along with the air.

4. The inside of the dragon's body is grilled.

5. Hold for 15 minutes.

6. Cut the dragon into bite-size pieces.

Edible dragon?

Oogiri #24

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
Don't be so afraid of flying adult dragons. It's the childhood dragons that live in the water that are really scary.

Dragonflies?

Oogiri #23

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
Get rid of the dragon?　But it's off-season now.

Oogiri #22

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
You have to dispose of dragon corpses in the designated dragon dumping area.

Oogiri #21

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I've fired a gun salute and now on my way home. I'm a freelance gun salute man.

Oogiri #20

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This Bazooka is a keepsake from my late grandmother. We had a funeral for her today.

Oogiri #19

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you. I've got a ringing sound in my ears. I just shot something with this.

Oogiri #18

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This is a mobile charger for smartphones. You can charge two smartphones at the same time with this one.

Oogiri #17

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I told the clerk at the gunshop, "I want to buy a gun for rabbit hunting," and he gave me this.

Oogiri #16

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
"One kid I met in the forest said to me, 'You are shorter in real life than you are on TV.'"

Oogiri #15

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Bigfoot thoughtlessly removed his pubic hair. When he went out, the women screamed and the men laughed out loud.

Oogiri #14

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He was complimented by someone, "Your whole body is easy to lather."

Oogiri #13

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Today, Bigfoot is of legal drinking age.

Oogiri #12

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He found a doctor who knows a lot about Bigfoot diseases.

Oogiri #11

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
A video of Bigfoot just running has gone viral on TikTok.

Oogiri #10

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
I don't know the details, but the following catchphrases about John Smith have spread to the world.

A man who smells a hundred times than a dog.

Oogiri #9

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
The more John Smith emphasizes his sense of smell on Youtube videos, the more "thumbs down" he gets.

Oogiri #8

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"Because of my chronic stuffy nose, I can barely taste and smell anything."

Oogiri #7

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"A hundred times...　A year ago, I had a sense of smell a thousand times better than a dog."

Oogiri #6

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
Whenever the wind direction changes, everyone around John Smith moves downwind of him with a sigh.

Oogiri #5

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
As you can see from the following conversation, not all aliens who visit Earth are interested in humanity.

Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "What?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "Dinosaurs?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "They became extinct 65 million years ago."
Alien: "Really？"
NASA: "Really."
Alien: "Uh, well, take me to your leader."
NASA: "Go home!"

Oogiri #4

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The Predators engaged in clerical work have a gentle look.

Oogiri #3

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
They have all gained weight from eating too much of Earth's delicacies. As a result, they prefer to wear baggy clothes rather than tight suits.

Oogiri #2

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The earth's gravity seems to be a burden to them, and they are always rubbing their aching knees.

Oogiri #1

theme 1:
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
A certain alien thinks he's really sorry about the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #33

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Also Eric the Red, Dick the Bruiser, Andre the Giant, and Abdullah the Butcher.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #32

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.

I wonder if he has never got a regular job in his life. I wonder if his invisible father and mother were also unemployed.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #31

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.

Standing on one leg is a normal behavior for birds. Are there no other characteristics of flamingos?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #30

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

As we all get older, the amount of water in the body decreases and we become more touchy.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #27

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Oh no!　Normally, I check for the presence of flies after checking the position of my thumb, but this time, for some reason, I checked for flies first, so the thumb check was skipped.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #29

I decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.

It would be nice if it was only collecting dust.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #28

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump.

Jumping houses... The type that gets motion sickness is not suitable for kangaroo babies.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #27

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.

The boomerang maker should recall that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #39

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got the doctor's approval to do so.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #26

What's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?
They're both red. Except for the green one.

Don't except!

Can I say something to the dad joke? #25

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

The happy days of frogs came to an abrupt end.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #24

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

He is a chip off the old block when it comes to pitching form throwing poop.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #32

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.