Why did the chicken cross the road? #27

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken underestimates the hardness of a car.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #3

YAHOO! ANSWERS

Some researchers are trying to find my poop. I'm embarrassed that they see and analyze my poop. How can I make them stop to do ? I'm Big Foot, by the way..

Best Answer:The more you hide your poop, the more researchers try to track it down. You may need a Copernican Revolution. Why don't you put your poop in an easy-to-understand place? At that time, don't forget to leave a note that says "Made in Big Foot."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #16

Would you rather have a pure heart that can see fairy, or a butthole that can perfectly identify whether it is poop or fart, even if you have bad diarrhea?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #20

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's not our fault, it's the fly's fault. Reckless flying caused fatal.