Can I say something to the dad joke? #33

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Also Eric the Red, Dick the Bruiser, Andre the Giant, and Abdullah the Butcher.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #32

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.

I wonder if he has never got a regular job in his life. I wonder if his invisible father and mother were also unemployed.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #31

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.

Standing on one leg is a normal behavior for birds. Are there no other characteristics of flamingos?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #30

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

As we all get older, the amount of water in the body decreases and we become more touchy.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #29

I decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.

It would be nice if it was only collecting dust.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #28

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump.

Jumping houses... The type that gets motion sickness is not suitable for kangaroo babies.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #27

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.

The boomerang maker should recall that.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #26

What's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?
They're both red. Except for the green one.

Don't except!

Can I say something to the dad joke? #25

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

The happy days of frogs came to an abrupt end.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #24

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

He is a chip off the old block when it comes to pitching form throwing poop.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #23

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Obviously, an octopus can show his true potential as a tickler than as a ticklee.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #22

What's brown and sticky?
A stick ... a stick with steam rising.

It looks fresh.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #21

The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The revolution makes the King's day the worst.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #20

Spring is here. I'm so excited I wet my plants.

Are you by any chance a small dog?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #19

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Age before beauty.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #18

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Atoms are a lot like adults.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #17

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

How about taking your hands off the book?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #16

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

You shave your pubic hair that grows in the hiding place, but you grow your facial hair. I wonder if you will shave facial hair when you start wearing a face mask.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #15

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.

Even if you can open it, your meal is still cold.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #14

Why is Peter Pan always flying?　He neverlands.
When he lands, he is at risk of breaking his leg. The constant flying has caused his leg bones to lose density because they have not been performing their normal weight-bearing function.