"I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed."
"You don't seem to notice it yourself, but you're always sleeping with your eyes open."
"You don't seem to notice it yourself, but you're always sleeping with your eyes open."
9/21/2020
Can I say something to the dad joke? #10
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it, because my boss hasn't given me the OK for a week.
9/17/2020
Can I say something to the dad joke? #9
"I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"----It's been a year since then, all the time he laughs in a picture.
9/13/2020
Can I say something to the dad joke? #8
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it while worrying about diabetic retinopathy.
9/08/2020
Untitled #2
Please don't RT. This is fake news.
Trump tells reporter to take wig off during briefing - from CNN
Trump tells reporter to take wig off during briefing - from CNN
9/06/2020
Why did the chicken cross the road? #37
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because this road is placed first in the ranking of roads chickens want to cross in 2020.
Because this road is placed first in the ranking of roads chickens want to cross in 2020.
9/01/2020
Can I say something to the dad joke? #7
Why did the scarecrow win the award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, even in a heat wave, a blizzard, or a drought, until he was swept away by the flood.
Because he was outstanding in his field, even in a heat wave, a blizzard, or a drought, until he was swept away by the flood.
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