What's so funny? #6

"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure." Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer Willis answered.
"Is your father bald even at home?"

One Word Too Many #16

Be sweet, parakeet.
Lonely and hungry parakeet.
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS OWNER?"
If no one has seen it,
"HIRING
NEW OWNER"

Why did the chicken cross the road? #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Now filming!
Harry Potter and a chicken on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I think the chicken probably resembles his father in appearance and in behavior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The golden brown chicken sighed, "I wanted to get here while I was a broiler."

One Word Too Many #15

See you soon, raccoon.
Raccoon, where have you gone?
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RACCOON?"

From the beginning, such a raccoon does not exist.

What's so funny? #5

Coming soon...
Harry Potter and 99 tips for simmering beans well

One Word Too Many #14

On the bus, octopus.
Beer at the ballpark,
popcorn at the cinema,
octopus on the bus.

What's so funny? #4

Thomas Edison said, "A pig that doesn't fly needs more effort."

A farmer said, "A pig that doesn't fly is easy to keep."

One Word Too Many #13

Be sweet, parakeet.
"Say Hello, parakeet."
"Copy That."
"This is not what I expected."


"Say goodbye, pumpkin pie."
"Good-bye"
"Well done, good pumpkin pie!"
"Hey, pumpkin pie can't talk!"
"Oh, parakeet!"

One Word Too Many #12

Be sweet, parakeet.
Auto-attendant parakeet said,
"To teach words, press 1."

What's so funny? #3

I didn't start it. The gorilla started to throw poop at me first!

One Word Too Many #11

How now, brown cow.
Bow wow, meown Aaow!

King of Aaow appears in his daughter's selfie...

One Word Too Many #10

In a blizzard, little lizard.
A blizzard of tail-less lizard.

It's probably due to frostbite.

What's so funny? #2

Jack Bauer said, "After retiring I will shoot bad guys and so on as a hobby."

One Word Too Many #9

Out the door, dinosaur.
"GRRR!"
Caught its finger in the door, dinosaur.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Run away from a cockroach, dinosaur.

One Word Too Many #8

To your house, quiet mouse.
In your mouth, debilitated mouse.
"Would you like antibiotics with that?"

What's so funny? #1

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin."
"Don't worry. You are the most pretty dustbin in the U.S.A."

One Word Too Many #7

Give a kiss, jellyfish.
Reflexively give a sting.

One Word Too Many #6

In a while, crocodile.
Walk down the aisle, crocodile.
Walk down a dirt road, alligator.

One Word Too Many #5

Take care, Polar bear.
Take care of yourself from global warming.

One Word Too Many #4

Hit the road, hoppy toad.
The end of the road, squashed toad.

One Word Too Many #3

Don't meander, salamander.
Don't leave fried salamander.

One Word Too Many #2

On the bus, octopus.
Riding without paying.

One Word Too Many #1

Get in line porcupine!
Get out of line instead, hedgehog!