Why did the chicken cross the road?
We don't know. But everyone who lives around here feels that the season has come for chickens to cross the road again this year.
Nostradamus said:
The year 1999, seventh month,
From the sky will come a great King of terror:
To bring back to life the great King of Angolmois,
Before and after Mars to reign by good luck,
And the great Chicken cross the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Every time a chicken cross the road, a delivery roast chicken arrives to this side two hours later. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Somehow you seem to interested in why the chicken crossed the road. Don't you think it's strange that the chicken sometimes breathes fire?
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"The chicken believed that if he could cross the road with his eyes closed, the spell on him would be broken."
"What kind of spell... oh, did a wicked witch put the curse on a prince to become the chicken?"
"No! A gourmet witch cast the spell on the chicken to make him taste better."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a traditional event that has been held for many years since 1847. It will continue until one of chickens has courage to declare to stop crossing the road.