Knock Knock Jokes #6

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Little red riding hood.

Little red riding hood who?

Your granddaughter little red riding hood. I'm your real granddaughter. Trust me. I'm never a wolf. I don't your granddaughter's impersonation.

What a big mouth you have!

All the better to eat you with, my dear!

All mouth!

Knock Knock Jokes #5

Om nom nom, Om nom nom.

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Om nom nom, Om nom nom.

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Om nom nom, Om nom nom.

!! Who's there?

Hungry Hansel and Gretel.

Hungry Hansel and Gretel who?

Fellows of the same tribe call us Hungry Hansel and Gretel.

What do the people who are not the same tribe call you?

People call us hungry termites.

Knock Knock Jokes #4

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Snow white.

Snow white who?

Snow white who is allergic to apples and can't eat it.

I'll tell the queen so.

Knock Knock Jokes #3

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Daughter.

Daughter who?

Your poor daughter who will enter the stinking bathroom immediately after you leave!

Knock Knock Jokes #2

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm sorry to interrupt who?

I'm sorry to interrupt your impersonation of Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother, but...

Grrrr.

Knock Knock Jokes #1

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

The patient chicken. Docter, docter, people keep ignoring me.

People are interested in you who got to this side of the road. They are saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"