Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #14

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
That explains why I have a burning pain in my thumb!

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #15

Would you rather need one percent inspiration or ninety-nine percent perspiration?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #26

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Objection, Your Honor! Leading the witness."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #14

Would you rather know the cause of your death or the sex position of the cause of your birth?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #19

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I think it's just our AI chef's little sense of humour.