One Word Too Many #26

Stay well, gazelle.
Stairway to ...

NO
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
SMOKE ON THE WATER

One Word Too Many #25

On the bus, octopus.
On the bus, pithecanthropus is sitting.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus can't stand erect.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus gets carsick easily.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus needs a barf bag.

One Word Too Many #24

Hang loose mongoose.
Hanging out, a flaccid mongoose.
When it's cold,
mongoose becomes hamster.

One Word Too Many #23

Be sweet, parakeet.
"Say hello, parakeet."
"Say hello, parakeet."
"Just say hello."
"Just say hello."
"Hello."
"Hello."
"You did it!"
"You did it!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Don't copy me."
"Don't copy me."
"What a jackanapes!"
"What a jackanapes!"
"That's enough!"
"That's enough!"
"You look like an idiot!"
"I'm still better than you."

What a cliche!

(ºϴº)

One Word Too Many #22

'Till then penguin.
Floating penguin.
Motionless penguin.
Very small penguin.
A penguin that is as small as a swallow on the water.
It is as small as a swallow on the water.
A swallow on the water.
A soul in the sky.

One Word Too Many #21

Give a hug, ladybug.
Spiky hug, ladybug larvae.
Stinky hug, stink bug.
Jerky motion hug,
it's not a bug,
it's a feature.

One Word Too Many #20

See you later, alligator.
Stuffy nose, alligator.
Mouth taped shut, alligator.
Developed dyspnea, alligator.
Let's forget about it, crocodile.

One Word Too Many #19

Not too soon, you big baboon.
See you soon, you big baboon, too.

Please go easy on wild young couple.

One Word Too Many #18

Time to scoot, warty newt.
Oops sorry, warty newt.
It's too late, squashed newt.
I thought that was foot massage sandals!

One Word Too Many #17

Can't stay, Blue Jay.
Can't shake hand, Blue Jay.
Can't get high five, Blue Jay.
Doesn't even look yummy, Blue Jay.

One Word Too Many #16

Be sweet, parakeet.
Lonely and hungry parakeet.
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS OWNER?"
If no one has seen it,
"HIRING
NEW OWNER"

One Word Too Many #15

See you soon, raccoon.
Raccoon, where have you gone?
"MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RACCOON?"

From the beginning, such a raccoon does not exist.

One Word Too Many #14

On the bus, octopus.
Beer at the ballpark,
popcorn at the cinema,
octopus on the bus.

One Word Too Many #13

Be sweet, parakeet.
"Say Hello, parakeet."
"Copy That."
"This is not what I expected."


"Say goodbye, pumpkin pie."
"Good-bye"
"Well done, good pumpkin pie!"
"Hey, pumpkin pie can't talk!"
"Oh, parakeet!"

One Word Too Many #12

Be sweet, parakeet.
Auto-attendant parakeet said,
"To teach words, press 1."

One Word Too Many #11

How now, brown cow.
Bow wow, meown Aaow!

King of Aaow appears in his daughter's selfie...

One Word Too Many #10

In a blizzard, little lizard.
A blizzard of tail-less lizard.

It's probably due to frostbite.

One Word Too Many #9

Out the door, dinosaur.
"GRRR!"
Caught its finger in the door, dinosaur.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Run away from a cockroach, dinosaur.

One Word Too Many #8

To your house, quiet mouse.
In your mouth, debilitated mouse.
"Would you like antibiotics with that?"

One Word Too Many #7

Give a kiss, jellyfish.
Reflexively give a sting.