2/25/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #14

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken used to say, "On the other side of the road, my grandfather calls me to come over."

2/18/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #13

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The boy who is manipulating the remote in the shade of the roadtree knows something about it.

2/14/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #8

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. Forgive me, but could you please explain ... Wow! You wear contacts! Since when?

2/05/2019

What's so funny? #15

"Who would you like to speak to?"
"Mr. Pieter van den Hoogenband, please."
"There are two Pieter van den Hoogenband here."
"I'd like to speak to Pieter van den Hoogenband who becomes talkative when he gets drunk."