Why did the chicken cross the road? #28

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Every time a chicken cross the road, a delivery roast chicken arrives to this side two hours later. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

What's so funny? #17

Centaur doesn't wipe his bottom with toilet paper. It's not that he can't wipe his bottom, he just choose not to.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #21

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Oops! Is there still one left?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #15

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Thumb gives the direction of the Force. The Force is a mysterious energy field created by life that binds the galaxy together. "
"It's your right thumb that's in my soup."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #17

Would you rather follow cockroaches or lead cockroaches to find food?

What's so funny? #16

Jack, how many times do I have to tell you? You are not a superhero! Stop shooting laser beams from your eyes.