Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #15

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Yes, sir. A fly? Where?"
"Huh? Look at this!"
"I'm sorry, but... there's no such thing as a fly."
"Huh! What's this then?"
"Please don't cram a fly that doesn't exist into my mouth!"

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #9

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I took my thumb out of the soup, I had to put the other four fingers in it instead. But I think it's a bit tacky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #21

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a traditional event that has been held for many years since 1847. It will continue until one of chickens has courage to declare to stop crossing the road.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #14

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Spot-on! But there is two more differences between today's soup and usual one. Can you find it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #20

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Google Street View shows the chicken who is proudly running through in front of the camera car.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #13

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir. It's thoroughly heated."
"Excuse me?"
"...Well, shall I microwave it again?"