What's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?
They're both red. Except for the green one.
They're both red. Except for the green one.
Don't except!
1/20/2021
Can I say something to the dad joke? #25
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
The happy days of frogs came to an abrupt end.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.
1/14/2021
Can I say something to the dad joke? #24
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
He is a chip off the old block when it comes to pitching form throwing poop.
1/08/2021
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #32
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.
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