Can I say something to the dad joke? #33

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Also Eric the Red, Dick the Bruiser, Andre the Giant, and Abdullah the Butcher.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #32

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.

I wonder if he has never got a regular job in his life. I wonder if his invisible father and mother were also unemployed.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #31

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.

Standing on one leg is a normal behavior for birds. Are there no other characteristics of flamingos?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #30

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

As we all get older, the amount of water in the body decreases and we become more touchy.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #27

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Oh no!　Normally, I check for the presence of flies after checking the position of my thumb, but this time, for some reason, I checked for flies first, so the thumb check was skipped.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #29

I decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.

It would be nice if it was only collecting dust.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #28

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump.

Jumping houses... The type that gets motion sickness is not suitable for kangaroo babies.