Showing posts with label What's so funny?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What's so funny?. Show all posts

11/21/2019

What's so funny? #17

Centaur doesn't wipe his bottom with toilet paper. It's not that he can't wipe his bottom, he just choose not to.

11/05/2019

What's so funny? #16

Jack, how many times do I have to tell you? You are not a superhero! Stop shooting laser beams from your eyes.

2/05/2019

What's so funny? #15

"Who would you like to speak to?"
"Mr. Pieter van den Hoogenband, please."
"There are two Pieter van den Hoogenband here."
"I'd like to speak to Pieter van den Hoogenband who becomes talkative when he gets drunk."

12/21/2018

12/17/2018

What's so funny? #13

Q: Can you make a sentence using the word "dog" and "gently"?

A: On the one hand my mother is gently patting a dog on the head, on the other hand my father is gently stepping in dog poop behind her.

11/08/2018

What's so funny? #12

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all?"

The magic mirror will surely answer as follows, "You are full dumb, it's true. But you got second place."

10/27/2018

What's so funny? #11

About 40 years ago, Takeshi Kitano said,

"I found dog poop on the road the other day. When I got any closer, I could confirm that it's dog poop. When I poked it by index finger, I could reconfirm that it's dog poop. And when I licked it, I could verify that it's dog poop. Phew, good thing I didn't step in dog poop."

10/23/2018

What's so funny? #10

The melancholy of a dog with a strong sense of responsibility.
"It can't be helped that kids don't follow what I say. But, now that mom and dad are grown-up, they should be obedient to leader."

10/12/2018

What's so funny? #9

I'm struggling to write in english. For example,

A man pointed at me with his index finger that poked poop on the street.
or
A man poked poop on the street with his index finger and pointed at me.

and

I wonder why he thought that I had pooped.
or
I wonder why he perceived the truth.

10/06/2018

What's so funny? #8

One day a woodman accidentally dropped his axe into a river.
And then, Hermes who appeared from a water showed him a shiny golden axe and asked, "Is this your axe?"
He answered, "No it's not, mine is a common axe...a common dirty worn out axe made of gold.
Hermes said, "Such a liar..."

10/02/2018

What's so funny? #7

George Washington bravely said to his father, "I did it!". And he gestured to cut down the tree with karate. His father said, "Such a liar..."

9/30/2018

What's so funny? #6

"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure." Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer Willis answered.
"Is your father bald even at home?"

9/25/2018

9/23/2018

What's so funny? #4

Thomas Edison said, "A pig that doesn't fly needs more effort."

A farmer said, "A pig that doesn't fly is easy to keep."

9/20/2018

9/17/2018

What's so funny? #2

Jack Bauer said, "After retiring I will shoot bad guys and so on as a hobby."

9/14/2018

What's so funny? #1

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin."
"Don't worry. You are the most pretty dustbin in the U.S.A."