Showing posts with label there's a fly in my soup!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label there's a fly in my soup!. Show all posts

1/08/2021

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #32

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.

10/23/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #31

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
The waiter silently pointed to the exit.
"Waiter, what are you doing?"
"I'm showing the fly the way out of the fly dish."

8/18/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #30

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No, what you're pointing at is a sunflower seed, not a fly. The green one next to it is a fly.

7/19/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #29

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Why don't you get rid of it? You don't know where it's been.

4/22/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #28

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry. It's not a cockroach but a fly. Even if you see one fly, it doesn't occur that there are hundreds more lurking.

4/05/2020

3/13/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #26

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Lucky for you! This fly is a hi-visibility dry fly, so you could avoid the worst-case scenario. If it were a wet fly, you would have found it when you were almost finished eating the soup."
"If I follow your way, it's not a fly but a live bait."

2/27/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #25

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry. I didn't notice the fly because I was struggling to keep my thumb out of the soup.

1/19/2020

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #23

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, there is no formal way to eat it. For example, you can use your tongue to catch and eat it.

10/07/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #20

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's not our fault, it's the fly's fault. Reckless flying caused fatal.

9/06/2019

7/28/2019

6/28/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #17

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry for being late to tell you about it. It's a ornamental soup.

6/11/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #16

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"This is what is called The Ubiquitous Fly."
"Who are you to say that?"
"A waiter who is just passing by."

5/28/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #15

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Yes, sir. A fly? Where?"
"Huh? Look at this!"
"I'm sorry, but... there's no such thing as a fly."
"Huh! What's this then?"
"Please don't cram a fly that doesn't exist into my mouth!"

5/13/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #14

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Spot-on! But there is two more differences between today's soup and usual one. Can you find it?

5/01/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #13

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir. It's thoroughly heated."
"Excuse me?"
"...Well, shall I microwave it again?"