YAHOO! ANSWERS #4

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Generally, butthole burns after eating spicy food. But every time I eat hot taco, my penis burns. What should I do?

Best Answer:Don't touch your penis after eating spicy hot taco or while eating it. Of course, don't let other people who ate taco touch it.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #3

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Some researchers are trying to find my poop. I'm embarrassed that they see and analyze my poop. How can I make them stop to do ? I'm Big Foot, by the way..

Best Answer:The more you hide your poop, the more researchers try to track it down. You may need a Copernican Revolution. Why don't you put your poop in an easy-to-understand place? At that time, don't forget to leave a note that says "Made in Big Foot."

YAHOO! ANSWERS #2

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I can't pee accurately in a toilet bowl. That is probably because I'm bad with directions. Should I pee sitting down? Is it because I'm a woman? Let me know what you think.

Best Answer: You don't have to get hung up on peeing accurately in a toilet bowl. Take it easy. Let's pee more comfortably.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #1

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My profession is to give divine punishment mainly to human being. But I am worried because I can't do it well. What should I do?

Best Answer: Practice! Practice! Practice! Give a lot of divine punishment, and become good.