Oogiri #29

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
Taking the drug causes disorientation. Because of that, he can't go home while he is an invisible man.

Oogiri #28

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
When he becomes invisible, the air in contact with him is colored, revealing his body lines.

Oogiri #27

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
When he became invisible, he could see a lot of invisible people and knew that they were living normal lives.

Oogiri #26

theme 6：
A man has created a drug that makes people invisible. But he doesn't want to use it very much because it has certain side effects. What kind of side effect is that?

response:
Every time he turns invisible, he is always confused, "What was I going to do?"

Oogiri #25

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:

1. Plug the nostrils of the dragon that is releasing fire from his mouth.

2. The dragon has difficulty breathing.

3. The dragon breathe in the fire along with the air.

4. The inside of the dragon's body is grilled.

5. Hold for 15 minutes.

6. Cut the dragon into bite-size pieces.

Edible dragon?

Oogiri #24

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
Don't be so afraid of flying adult dragons. It's the childhood dragons that live in the water that are really scary.

Dragonflies?

Oogiri #23

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
Get rid of the dragon?　But it's off-season now.

Oogiri #22

theme 5：
I'm heading out to get rid of the dragons for the first time. Please give me some advice.

response:
You have to dispose of dragon corpses in the designated dragon dumping area.

Oogiri #21

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I've fired a gun salute and now on my way home. I'm a freelance gun salute man.

Oogiri #20

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This Bazooka is a keepsake from my late grandmother. We had a funeral for her today.

Oogiri #19

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you. I've got a ringing sound in my ears. I just shot something with this.

Oogiri #18

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
This is a mobile charger for smartphones. You can charge two smartphones at the same time with this one.

Oogiri #17

theme 4：
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.

response:
I told the clerk at the gunshop, "I want to buy a gun for rabbit hunting," and he gave me this.

Oogiri #16

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
"One kid I met in the forest said to me, 'You are shorter in real life than you are on TV.'"

Oogiri #15

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Bigfoot thoughtlessly removed his pubic hair. When he went out, the women screamed and the men laughed out loud.

Oogiri #14

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He was complimented by someone, "Your whole body is easy to lather."

Oogiri #13

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Today, Bigfoot is of legal drinking age.

Oogiri #12

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He found a doctor who knows a lot about Bigfoot diseases.

Oogiri #11

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
A video of Bigfoot just running has gone viral on TikTok.

Oogiri #10

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
I don't know the details, but the following catchphrases about John Smith have spread to the world.

A man who smells a hundred times than a dog.

Oogiri #9

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
The more John Smith emphasizes his sense of smell on Youtube videos, the more "thumbs down" he gets.

Oogiri #8

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"Because of my chronic stuffy nose, I can barely taste and smell anything."

Oogiri #7

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"A hundred times...　A year ago, I had a sense of smell a thousand times better than a dog."

Oogiri #6

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
Whenever the wind direction changes, everyone around John Smith moves downwind of him with a sigh.

Oogiri #5

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
As you can see from the following conversation, not all aliens who visit Earth are interested in humanity.

Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "What?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "Dinosaurs?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "They became extinct 65 million years ago."
Alien: "Really？"
NASA: "Really."
Alien: "Uh, well, take me to your leader."
NASA: "Go home!"

Oogiri #4

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The Predators engaged in clerical work have a gentle look.

Oogiri #3

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
They have all gained weight from eating too much of Earth's delicacies. As a result, they prefer to wear baggy clothes rather than tight suits.

Oogiri #2

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The earth's gravity seems to be a burden to them, and they are always rubbing their aching knees.

Oogiri #1

theme 1:
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
A certain alien thinks he's really sorry about the extinction of the dinosaurs.