Oogiri #95

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a Bigfoot, or rather a 3:4 scale Bigfoot!

Just a hairy flasher.

Oogiri #94

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
An Invisible Man, or rather an Invisible Dressed Man!

Just a flasher.

Oogiri #93

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
Kentauros! There's Kentauros who is riding a Segway!

I didn't know there was a Segway for Kentauros. Oh I see. He can use a Segway for horses.

Oogiri #92

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
A wolf! Wolf with Balloon! New Banksy artwork!

Oogiri #91

theme 19：
The villagers were tired of "A wolf! There's a wolf!" What was the new line that the shepherd boy cried to surprise the villagers instead of that line?

response:
There's a wolf! But dinner's ready! Hot pizza, fresh from the oven!

Oogiri #90

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
One morning, when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself transformed into a giant. But fortunately, I had backpack straps attached to my car, so I can carry it on my back.

You are with your car wherever you go.

Oogiri #89

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I lost my memory. I can't even remember my own name. However, I can fire beams from my eyes.

Oogiri #88

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I was found guilty and placed under house arrest. I couldn't move freely but still the earth moves.

Are you Galileo?

Oogiri #87

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I gave in to temptation and asked the devil to buy my soul. But I was declined.

Oogiri #86

theme 18：
"Thankful for small mercies."
Please give me an example.

response:
I accidentally ate a cockroach. But fortunately, I had a very stuffy nose, so I could get out of tasting it.

Oogiri #85

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
Have a nice trip and take care, and don't let them know you're a spy.

It's appropriate to whisper into.

Oogiri #84

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
Someone said to me, "Your problems are small compared to the vastness of the universe". But if we get dust in our eyes, no matter how small it is, we can't stand it.

Oogiri #83

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
What's the name of that bug? It made a very loud noise. It was lying on its back on the ground, and I thought it was dead, so I grabbed it and it suddenly flapped its wings. It was about the size of a cicada.

It's a cicada.

Oogiri #82

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
I really dislike snakes because they give me a horrible feeling when I chew them.

Oogiri #81

theme 17：
"What you have said is not something you should whisper into my ear!"
What did you say?

response:
There's a thing on your head. Let me see, that thing, uh, cockroach.

Oogiri #80

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
"... Our dad ... Today's captain ... Family discount ...".
I heard the conversation of the chimpanzees behind me on the plane.

Oogiri #79

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
The captain's announcement had an accent unique to chimpanzees.

Oogiri #78

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
The captain of the last flight on Sunday is always a chimpanzee.

Oogiri #77

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I watched the news on TV . The newscaster said that he was the second chimpanzee captain in history.

Oogiri #76

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I was also a chimpanzee, so it rang a bell.