"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Wingardium Leviosa!" to the fly,
and then,
"Obliviate!" to the customer.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" to the fly,
and then,
"Obliviate!" to the customer.
11/30/2018
11/28/2018
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #3
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Yes sir. Please use the tablet on your table. For your information, if you have troubleshooting questions about thumb, press 1, if you have troubleshooting questions about flies, press 2.
Yes sir. Please use the tablet on your table. For your information, if you have troubleshooting questions about thumb, press 1, if you have troubleshooting questions about flies, press 2.
11/26/2018
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #2
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. No wonder flies are attracted to squash soup.
Yes sir. No wonder flies are attracted to squash soup.
11/23/2018
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #2
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Yes sir. If you don't like Organic Soup, you could have ordered Organic Soup Without Thumb.
Yes sir. If you don't like Organic Soup, you could have ordered Organic Soup Without Thumb.
11/21/2018
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #1
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir, no sir. I think it's a persistent afterimage of a fly.
Yes sir, no sir. I think it's a persistent afterimage of a fly.
11/19/2018
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #1
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
This is not mine. I think it's the thumb of one of the kitchen staff.
This is not mine. I think it's the thumb of one of the kitchen staff.
11/16/2018
One Word Too Many #25
On the bus, octopus.
On the bus, pithecanthropus is sitting.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus can't stand erect.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus gets carsick easily.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus needs a barf bag.
On the bus, pithecanthropus is sitting.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus can't stand erect.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus gets carsick easily.
On the bus, pithecanthropus erectus needs a barf bag.
11/12/2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? #10
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken didn't know how scary the other side of the road was.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken has already came home. He seems to have had a hard time of it on the other side of the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On the other side of the road, everyone was saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road and come to this side? When will he go home?"
The chicken poor thing.
The chicken didn't know how scary the other side of the road was.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken has already came home. He seems to have had a hard time of it on the other side of the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
On the other side of the road, everyone was saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road and come to this side? When will he go home?"
The chicken poor thing.
11/08/2018
What's so funny? #12
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of them all?"
The magic mirror will surely answer as follows, "You are full dumb, it's true. But you got second place."
The magic mirror will surely answer as follows, "You are full dumb, it's true. But you got second place."
11/06/2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? #9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there is no cat on the other side of the road. The chicken is allergic to cats, so he couldn't stop sneezing while he was living on this side.
Because there is no cat on the other side of the road. The chicken is allergic to cats, so he couldn't stop sneezing while he was living on this side.
11/04/2018
11/02/2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? #7
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The first step toward a journey of self discovery. The second step is to ask someone the way to the station.
The first step toward a journey of self discovery. The second step is to ask someone the way to the station.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)