What's so funny? #14

"Is that Merlion?"
"No, that's my father who is vomiting powerfully."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #6

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Lucky you! It says "You win!" You won another soup!

What's so funny? #13

Q: Can you make a sentence using the word "dog" and "gently"?

A: On the one hand my mother is gently patting a dog on the head, on the other hand my father is gently stepping in dog poop behind her.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #6

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. In this case, if you have a loyalty card, you can accumulate Fly Points.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #5

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry I made a mistake. You are the type of person who does not eat flies.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #5

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"This is because we serve dishes with a plate without handles. Safety is our first priority."
"If so, why don't you use a plate with handles?"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #4

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Trust us. We didn't do it. We believe the cause of the fly's death is an accident or a suicide.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #4

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Can you see it?"
"Don't say as if your thumb was a fairy!"