poorly made Would You Rather Questions #9

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day but everyone knows it or be able to fly for one day but crows who know it are up to something?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #18

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's floating in the air a little. That was close.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #8

Would you rather not have plastic surgery but everyone thinks you did it, or have plastic surgery but nobody thinks you did it?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #7

Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere or have enough money to fly first class anywhere?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #12

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Don't worry. I'm not infected."
"Sorry?"
"I am absolutely not infected."
"Infected with what?"
"I am not infected with anything you fear to die."
"Well, then, I'm relieved to hear that... Hey!!!!"

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #6

Would you rather be bitten by a zombie or be met with zombie's refusal to bite you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #5

Would you rather be a person liked well by cockroaches or disliked even by cockroaches?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #24

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - The New York Times

The chicken makes headlines whatever he does. He is not the last chicken on the earth for nothing.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #4

Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of a hundred dollar bill?