poorly made Would You Rather Questions #13

Would you rather make an "I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING" sound every time you hold your helmet under your arm, or an "AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" sound every time you risk your life to protect someone?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #13

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Don't worry. It's a dedicated thumb to put in soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #12

If you were stranded on a desert island with your dog, would you rather eat your dog, or would it rather eat you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #11

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons or three canker sores?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Everybody has to go through it. The chicken is at the age where he wants to cross the road.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #10

Would you rather always have lunch at an organic restaurant and maintain good health or always get lunch at McDonalds but maintain good health?