Why did the chicken cross the road? #29

Why did the chicken cross the road?
1st year anniversary event. It's been one year since the chicken crossed the road for the first time.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #18

Would you rather be smart in a stupid world or maintain the status quo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #22

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Indeed. Summer has come.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #16

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"The thumb you're witnessing is probably augmented reality. Don't worry, it will disappear soon."
"It depends on you."
"I have no idea what you mean."