Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #25

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry. I didn't notice the fly because I was struggling to keep my thumb out of the soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #20

Would you rather be the man who always uses the same locker even if someone is using the locker right next to yours, or be that someone?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #19

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I carry 3 or more plates simultaneously, I hold those plates like a PRO. If not, I would like to serve a dish in a friendly way not to put pressure on a customer who ordered only one dish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #31

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the pedestrian push button has been mounted at about 30 centimeters above the sidewalk.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #4

YAHOO! ANSWERS

Generally, butthole burns after eating spicy food. But every time I eat hot taco, my penis burns. What should I do?

Best Answer:Don't touch your penis after eating spicy hot taco or while eating it. Of course, don't let other people who ate taco touch it.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #24

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
The weak don't get to choose how they die.