Can I say something to the dad joke? #16

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

You shave your pubic hair that grows in the hiding place, but you grow your facial hair. I wonder if you will shave facial hair when you start wearing a face mask.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #15

The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.

Even if you can open it, your meal is still cold.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #31

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
The waiter silently pointed to the exit.
"Waiter, what are you doing?"
"I'm showing the fly the way out of the fly dish."

Can I say something to the dad joke? #14

Why is Peter Pan always flying?　He neverlands.
When he lands, he is at risk of breaking his leg. The constant flying has caused his leg bones to lose density because they have not been performing their normal weight-bearing function.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #13

Why is Peter Pan always flying?　He neverlands.
When he lands, he is at risk of breaking his leg. The constant flying has caused his leg bones to lose density because they have not been performing their normal weight-bearing function.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #12

"Dad, can you put the cat out?"
"I didn't know it was on fire."
"Dad, even if it's a joke, there are things you should and should not burn."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #25

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
I'm so sorry. But don't blame my thumb. The reason why it has no choice but to go into the soup is because the other four fingers are too clumsy.