Oogiri #77

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I watched the news on TV . The newscaster said that he was the second chimpanzee captain in history.

Oogiri #76

theme 16：
"Huh? The captain of this plane may be a chimpanzee" you said.
What makes you say that?

response:
I was also a chimpanzee, so it rang a bell.

Oogiri #75

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., If you eat your toast with butter-side down, it tastes better even with a small amount of butter.

With this method, the butter touches the tongue directly. ...cool? How is that cool?

Oogiri #74

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., I've decided not to wipe my bottom after pooping on rainy days and Mondays.

I wonder if you wipe your bottom before pooping.

Oogiri #73

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., I came, I saw, I conquered. I did shit my pants, though.

Oogiri #72

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., it's expensive, but it's good, isn't it, 110% fruit juice?

You are 120% deceived.

Oogiri #71

theme 15：
Tell me a cool sleep talking.

response:
Zzzz..., seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-seven sheep, seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-eight sheep, seventy-seven thousand seven hundred seventy-nine sheep....

Even in a dream, if you have so many sheep, you need a vast expanse of land.