One Word Too Many #19

Not too soon, you big baboon.
See you soon, you big baboon, too.

Please go easy on wild young couple.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #2

YAHOO! ANSWERS

I can't pee accurately in a toilet bowl. That is probably because I'm bad with directions. Should I pee sitting down? Is it because I'm a woman? Let me know what you think.

Best Answer: You don't have to get hung up on peeing accurately in a toilet bowl. Take it easy. Let's pee more comfortably.

Knock Knock Jokes #3

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Daughter.

Daughter who?

Your poor daughter who will enter the stinking bathroom immediately after you leave!

One Word Too Many #18

Time to scoot, warty newt.
Oops sorry, warty newt.
It's too late, squashed newt.
I thought that was foot massage sandals!

What's so funny? #8

One day a woodman accidentally dropped his axe into a river.
And then, Hermes who appeared from a water showed him a shiny golden axe and asked, "Is this your axe?"
He answered, "No it's not, mine is a common axe...a common dirty worn out axe made of gold.
Hermes said, "Such a liar..."

Knock Knock Jokes #2

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm sorry to interrupt who?

I'm sorry to interrupt your impersonation of Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother, but...

Grrrr.

One Word Too Many #17

Can't stay, Blue Jay.
Can't shake hand, Blue Jay.
Can't get high five, Blue Jay.
Doesn't even look yummy, Blue Jay.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #1

YAHOO! ANSWERS

My profession is to give divine punishment mainly to human being. But I am worried because I can't do it well. What should I do?

Best Answer: Practice! Practice! Practice! Give a lot of divine punishment, and become good.

What's so funny? #7

George Washington bravely said to his father, "I did it!". And he gestured to cut down the tree with karate. His father said, "Such a liar..."

Knock Knock Jokes #1

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

The patient chicken. Docter, docter, people keep ignoring me.

People are interested in you who got to this side of the road. They are saying, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"