What's so funny? #14

"Is that Merlion?"
"No, that's my father who is vomiting powerfully."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #6

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Lucky you! It says "You win!" You won another soup!

What's so funny? #13

Q: Can you make a sentence using the word "dog" and "gently"?

A: On the one hand my mother is gently patting a dog on the head, on the other hand my father is gently stepping in dog poop behind her.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #6

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes sir. In this case, if you have a loyalty card, you can accumulate Fly Points.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #5

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry I made a mistake. You are the type of person who does not eat flies.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #5

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"This is because we serve dishes with a plate without handles. Safety is our first priority."
"If so, why don't you use a plate with handles?"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #4

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Trust us. We didn't do it. We believe the cause of the fly's death is an accident or a suicide.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #4

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Can you see it?"
"Don't say as if your thumb was a fairy!"

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #3

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Wingardium Leviosa!" to the fly,
  and then,
"Obliviate!" to the customer.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #3

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Yes sir. Please use the tablet on your table. For your information, if you have troubleshooting questions about thumb, press 1, if you have troubleshooting questions about flies, press 2.