Jokes for non-native english speakers by a non-native

4/18/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #18

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken is usually wise enough not to do such a dangerous thing. But he was beside himself with joy when he learned how to ride a bike.

4/13/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #12

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Wow, it's a fly! I'm so sorry. I wonder why. I totally thought it was a pupa.

4/09/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #17

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken never learns. He has been hit by a car twice here!

4/06/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #11

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"The fly that survived by slipping through the trap of flypapers fell into the soup in the end and died."
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"The same is true of human beings."
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"The fly got too carried away."
"......Flypapers?"

4/01/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #10

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. I'll bring SFSF to you ASAP.
What does it mean ...?
As soon as possible!
I know! Other one!
Alright. Well, SFSF is abbreviation for a Spoon For Scooping Flies.

3/29/2019

Untitled #1

I think he got bored of spoon bending.

3/27/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #16

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because of his lack of sense of direction. Even though the chicken is a bird.

3/19/2019

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #7

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!

Yes, sir. A while ago, another customer said too, "The thumb in the soup is perfect for SNS".

Definitely.

3/13/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? #15

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"So I'll just do it! OK! Are you satisfied?"

The chicken is a victim of WHY-DID-THE-CHICKEN-CROSS-THE-ROAD?-HARASSMENT.

3/04/2019

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #9

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
What a coincidence! It happened to me too a little while ago.