poorly made Would You Rather Questions #1

Would you rather eat poo-colored curry or curry colored poo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #16

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"This is what is called The Ubiquitous Fly."
"Who are you to say that?"
"A waiter who is just passing by."

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #10

"Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb is in my soup!"
"Why do you call me as if you call a waiter who is far away?"
"Because I am so surprised."
"Simply because my thumb is in your soup?"
"Because both of your thumbs are in my soup."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #22

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"The chicken believed that if he could cross the road with his eyes closed, the spell on him would be broken."
"What kind of spell... oh, did a wicked witch put the curse on a prince to become the chicken?"
"No! A gourmet witch cast the spell on the chicken to make him taste better."

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #15

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Yes, sir. A fly? Where?"
"Huh? Look at this!"
"I'm sorry, but... there's no such thing as a fly."
"Huh! What's this then?"
"Please don't cram a fly that doesn't exist into my mouth!"

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #9

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I took my thumb out of the soup, I had to put the other four fingers in it instead. But I think it's a bit tacky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #21

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a traditional event that has been held for many years since 1847. It will continue until one of chickens has courage to declare to stop crossing the road.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #14

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Spot-on! But there is two more differences between today's soup and usual one. Can you find it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #20

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Google Street View shows the chicken who is proudly running through in front of the camera car.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #13

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir. It's thoroughly heated."
"Excuse me?"
"...Well, shall I microwave it again?"