poorly made Would You Rather Questions #5

Would you rather be a person liked well by cockroaches or disliked even by cockroaches?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #24

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - The New York Times

The chicken makes headlines whatever he does. He is not the last chicken on the earth for nothing.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #4

Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of a hundred dollar bill?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #17

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry for being late to tell you about it. It's a ornamental soup.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #3

Would you rather be able to pause time or a fly?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #11

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
It doesn't look good, but it tastes good.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #2

Would you rather be bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, or a toothless old man?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #23

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Somehow you seem to interested in why the chicken crossed the road. Don't you think it's strange that the chicken sometimes breathes fire?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #1

Would you rather eat poo-colored curry or curry colored poo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #16

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"This is what is called The Ubiquitous Fly."
"Who are you to say that?"
"A waiter who is just passing by."