poorly made Would You Rather Questions #12

If you were stranded on a desert island with your dog, would you rather eat your dog, or would it rather eat you?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #11

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons or three canker sores?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #25

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Everybody has to go through it. The chicken is at the age where he wants to cross the road.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #10

Would you rather always have lunch at an organic restaurant and maintain good health or always get lunch at McDonalds but maintain good health?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #9

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day but everyone knows it or be able to fly for one day but crows who know it are up to something?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #18

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's floating in the air a little. That was close.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #8

Would you rather not have plastic surgery but everyone thinks you did it, or have plastic surgery but nobody thinks you did it?

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #7

Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere or have enough money to fly first class anywhere?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #12

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Don't worry. I'm not infected."
"Sorry?"
"I am absolutely not infected."
"Infected with what?"
"I am not infected with anything you fear to die."
"Well, then, I'm relieved to hear that... Hey!!!!"

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #6

Would you rather be bitten by a zombie or be met with zombie's refusal to bite you?