What's so funny? #16

Jack, how many times do I have to tell you? You are not a superhero! Stop shooting laser beams from your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #27

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken underestimates the hardness of a car.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #3

YAHOO! ANSWERS

Some researchers are trying to find my poop. I'm embarrassed that they see and analyze my poop. How can I make them stop to do ? I'm Big Foot, by the way..

Best Answer:The more you hide your poop, the more researchers try to track it down. You may need a Copernican Revolution. Why don't you put your poop in an easy-to-understand place? At that time, don't forget to leave a note that says "Made in Big Foot."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #16

Would you rather have a pure heart that can see fairy, or a butthole that can perfectly identify whether it is poop or fart, even if you have bad diarrhea?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #20

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
It's not our fault, it's the fly's fault. Reckless flying caused fatal.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #14

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
That explains why I have a burning pain in my thumb!

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #15

Would you rather need one percent inspiration or ninety-nine percent perspiration?

Why did the chicken cross the road? #26

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Objection, Your Honor! Leading the witness."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #14

Would you rather know the cause of your death or the sex position of the cause of your birth?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #19

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I think it's just our AI chef's little sense of humour.