poorly made Would You Rather Questions #18

Would you rather be smart in a stupid world or maintain the status quo?

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #22

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Indeed. Summer has come.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #16

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"The thumb you're witnessing is probably augmented reality. Don't worry, it will disappear soon."
"It depends on you."
"I have no idea what you mean."

Why did the chicken cross the road? #28

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Every time a chicken cross the road, a delivery roast chicken arrives to this side two hours later. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

What's so funny? #17

Centaur doesn't wipe his bottom with toilet paper. It's not that he can't wipe his bottom, he just choose not to.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #21

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Oops! Is there still one left?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #15

"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Thumb gives the direction of the Force. The Force is a mysterious energy field created by life that binds the galaxy together. "
"It's your right thumb that's in my soup."

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #17

Would you rather follow cockroaches or lead cockroaches to find food?

What's so funny? #16

Jack, how many times do I have to tell you? You are not a superhero! Stop shooting laser beams from your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #27

Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken underestimates the hardness of a car.