poorly made Would You Rather Questions #20

Would you rather be the man who always uses the same locker even if someone is using the locker right next to yours, or be that someone?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #19

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I carry 3 or more plates simultaneously, I hold those plates like a PRO. If not, I would like to serve a dish in a friendly way not to put pressure on a customer who ordered only one dish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #31

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the pedestrian push button has been mounted at about 30 centimeters above the sidewalk.

YAHOO! ANSWERS #4

YAHOO! ANSWERS

Generally, butthole burns after eating spicy food. But every time I eat hot taco, my penis burns. What should I do?

Best Answer:Don't touch your penis after eating spicy hot taco or while eating it. Of course, don't let other people who ate taco touch it.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #24

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
The weak don't get to choose how they die.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #18

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
I often hit my toes on furniture legs and door frames, so I'm hiding my thumb in the soup just in case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #30

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To offer topics to dad Instagrammers who are not interested in trendy fashion or fancy dishes.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #23

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, there is no formal way to eat it. For example, you can use your tongue to catch and eat it.

poorly made Would You Rather Questions #19

Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or with a penis you have now?

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #17

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Moreover, my index finger is in my nostril.