Why did the chicken cross the road?
To move from level 1 to level 2. Look! The chicken is coming back. Level 2 seems difficult.
To move from level 1 to level 2. Look! The chicken is coming back. Level 2 seems difficult.
3/13/2020
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #26
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Lucky for you! This fly is a hi-visibility dry fly, so you could avoid the worst-case scenario. If it were a wet fly, you would have found it when you were almost finished eating the soup."
"If I follow your way, it's not a fly but a live bait."
"Lucky for you! This fly is a hi-visibility dry fly, so you could avoid the worst-case scenario. If it were a wet fly, you would have found it when you were almost finished eating the soup."
"If I follow your way, it's not a fly but a live bait."
3/09/2020
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #20
"Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!"
"Is there anything wrong? ...I'm sorry, but I can't hear you because I have bananas in my ears. "
"This or that and you in the wrong place. "
"Or..., the right person in the wrong place."
"You can hear me."
"Is there anything wrong? ...I'm sorry, but I can't hear you because I have bananas in my ears. "
"This or that and you in the wrong place. "
"Or..., the right person in the wrong place."
"You can hear me."
3/04/2020
Why did the chicken cross the road? #32
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there are no other chicken-friendly roads in the area.
Because there are no other chicken-friendly roads in the area.
2/27/2020
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #25
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry. I didn't notice the fly because I was struggling to keep my thumb out of the soup.
I'm sorry. I didn't notice the fly because I was struggling to keep my thumb out of the soup.
2/22/2020
poorly made Would You Rather Questions #20
Would you rather be the man who always uses the same locker even if someone is using the locker right next to yours, or be that someone?
2/19/2020
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #19
Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
If I carry 3 or more plates simultaneously, I hold those plates like a PRO. If not, I would like to serve a dish in a friendly way not to put pressure on a customer who ordered only one dish.
If I carry 3 or more plates simultaneously, I hold those plates like a PRO. If not, I would like to serve a dish in a friendly way not to put pressure on a customer who ordered only one dish.
2/14/2020
Why did the chicken cross the road? #31
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the pedestrian push button has been mounted at about 30 centimeters above the sidewalk.
Because the pedestrian push button has been mounted at about 30 centimeters above the sidewalk.
2/08/2020
YAHOO! ANSWERS #4
YAHOO! ANSWERS
Generally, butthole burns after eating spicy food. But every time I eat hot taco, my penis burns. What should I do?
Best Answer:Don't touch your penis after eating spicy hot taco or while eating it. Of course, don't let other people who ate taco touch it.
2/02/2020
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #24
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
The weak don't get to choose how they die.
The weak don't get to choose how they die.
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