Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #32

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #23

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Obviously, an octopus can show his true potential as a tickler than as a ticklee.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #22

What's brown and sticky?
A stick ... a stick with steam rising.

It looks fresh.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #21

The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The revolution makes the King's day the worst.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #26

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. I would like to serve in a reliable way rather than run the risk of accidentally pouring the soup on my customer's head.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #20

Spring is here. I'm so excited I wet my plants.

Are you by any chance a small dog?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #19

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Age before beauty.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #18

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

Atoms are a lot like adults.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #38

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To upload a video on YouTube. I watched his video called "Me crossing 'The Road.'"

Can I say something to the dad joke? #17

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

How about taking your hands off the book?