Can I say something to the dad joke? #27

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.

The boomerang maker should recall that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #39

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got the doctor's approval to do so.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #26

What's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?
They're both red. Except for the green one.

Don't except!

Can I say something to the dad joke? #25

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

The happy days of frogs came to an abrupt end.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #24

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

He is a chip off the old block when it comes to pitching form throwing poop.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! #32

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Even the United States Secret Service couldn't prevent them from landing on the face of the President. And that's more than I can handle.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #23

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Obviously, an octopus can show his true potential as a tickler than as a ticklee.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #22

What's brown and sticky?
A stick ... a stick with steam rising.

It looks fresh.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #21

The rotation of earth really makes my day.
The revolution makes the King's day the worst.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #26

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. I would like to serve in a reliable way rather than run the risk of accidentally pouring the soup on my customer's head.