Can I say something to the dad joke? #31

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.

Standing on one leg is a normal behavior for birds. Are there no other characteristics of flamingos?

Can I say something to the dad joke? #30

Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.

As we all get older, the amount of water in the body decreases and we become more touchy.

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup! #27

Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!
Oh no!　Normally, I check for the presence of flies after checking the position of my thumb, but this time, for some reason, I checked for flies first, so the thumb check was skipped.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #29

I decided to sell my vacuum, it was just collecting dust.

It would be nice if it was only collecting dust.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #28

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump.

Jumping houses... The type that gets motion sickness is not suitable for kangaroo babies.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #27

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.

The boomerang maker should recall that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? #39

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got the doctor's approval to do so.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #26

What's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?
They're both red. Except for the green one.

Don't except!

Can I say something to the dad joke? #25

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

The happy days of frogs came to an abrupt end.
That day, frogs remembered...the terror of being ruled by giant water bugs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #24

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

He is a chip off the old block when it comes to pitching form throwing poop.