Oogiri #8

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"Because of my chronic stuffy nose, I can barely taste and smell anything."

Oogiri #7

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"A hundred times...　A year ago, I had a sense of smell a thousand times better than a dog."

Oogiri #6

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
Whenever the wind direction changes, everyone around John Smith moves downwind of him with a sigh.

Oogiri #5

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
As you can see from the following conversation, not all aliens who visit Earth are interested in humanity.

Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "What?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "Dinosaurs?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "They became extinct 65 million years ago."
Alien: "Really？"
NASA: "Really."
Alien: "Uh, well, take me to your leader."
NASA: "Go home!"

Oogiri #4

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The Predators engaged in clerical work have a gentle look.

Oogiri #3

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
They have all gained weight from eating too much of Earth's delicacies. As a result, they prefer to wear baggy clothes rather than tight suits.

Oogiri #2

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The earth's gravity seems to be a burden to them, and they are always rubbing their aching knees.

Oogiri #1

theme 1:
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
A certain alien thinks he's really sorry about the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #33

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Also Eric the Red, Dick the Bruiser, Andre the Giant, and Abdullah the Butcher.

Can I say something to the dad joke? #32

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.

I wonder if he has never got a regular job in his life. I wonder if his invisible father and mother were also unemployed.