Oogiri #13

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
Today, Bigfoot is of legal drinking age.

Oogiri #12

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
He found a doctor who knows a lot about Bigfoot diseases.

Oogiri #11

theme 3：
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him?　Or something bad?

response:
A video of Bigfoot just running has gone viral on TikTok.

Oogiri #10

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
I don't know the details, but the following catchphrases about John Smith have spread to the world.

A man who smells a hundred times than a dog.

Oogiri #9

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
The more John Smith emphasizes his sense of smell on Youtube videos, the more "thumbs down" he gets.

Oogiri #8

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"Because of my chronic stuffy nose, I can barely taste and smell anything."

Oogiri #7

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
"A hundred times...　A year ago, I had a sense of smell a thousand times better than a dog."

Oogiri #6

theme 2：
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?

response:
Whenever the wind direction changes, everyone around John Smith moves downwind of him with a sigh.

Oogiri #5

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
As you can see from the following conversation, not all aliens who visit Earth are interested in humanity.

Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "What?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "Dinosaurs?"
Alien: "Take me to the dinosaurs."
NASA: "They became extinct 65 million years ago."
Alien: "Really？"
NASA: "Really."
Alien: "Uh, well, take me to your leader."
NASA: "Go home!"

Oogiri #4

theme 1：
Tell us the truth about aliens that NASA hides so as not to disappoint the world.

response:
The Predators engaged in clerical work have a gentle look.