4/18/2021

Oogiri #18

theme 4:
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.
response:
This is a mobile charger for smartphones. You can charge two smartphones at the same time with this one.

4/17/2021

Oogiri #17

theme 4:
You were questioned by a policeman when you were walking with a Bazooka. Give a good excuse.
response:
I told the clerk at the gunshop, "I want to buy a gun for rabbit hunting," and he gave me this.

4/16/2021

Oogiri #16

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
"One kid I met in the forest said to me, 'You are shorter in real life than you are on TV.'"

4/15/2021

Oogiri #15

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
Bigfoot thoughtlessly removed his pubic hair. When he went out, the women screamed and the men laughed out loud.

4/14/2021

Oogiri #14

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
He was complimented by someone, "Your whole body is easy to lather."

4/13/2021

Oogiri #13

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
Today, Bigfoot is of legal drinking age.

4/12/2021

Oogiri #12

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
He found a doctor who knows a lot about Bigfoot diseases.

4/11/2021

Oogiri #11

theme 3:
"I'm going to drink today," Bigfoot muttered. Did something good happen to him? Or something bad?
response:
A video of Bigfoot just running has gone viral on TikTok.

4/10/2021

Oogiri #10

theme 2:
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?
response:
I don't know the details, but the following catchphrases about John Smith have spread to the world.

A man who smells a hundred times than a dog.

4/09/2021

Oogiri #9

theme 2:
What is troubling John Smith, who has a sense of smell a hundred times better than that of a dog?
response:
The more John Smith emphasizes his sense of smell on Youtube videos, the more "thumbs down" he gets.